DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

"CB" (jrcb) 07/27/2020 at 17:34 • Filed to: Old man yells at clouds

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It’s July! Get this Halloween candy out of here!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:42

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Halloween is canceled 

bob and john > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:43

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*waltzes out with 3 boxes* no no, let them do this...shhhh its okay  

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:43

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By get this candy out, you mean that you bought all of it right?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:43

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Oh Henry? Aero? Oh, Canada...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:45

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This is a brilliant marketing ploy, though.

Like Porsche: w e take stuff away, and make you pay more!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:46

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Not sure if very early or very old

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:48

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Vectors — I mean — precious children going door to door, what a great idea!

not for canada - australian in disguise > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/27/2020 at 17:52

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I could make a joke about the plastics in a Mitsubishi Mirage feeling hollow right now.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/27/2020 at 17:53

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Though is easy to do with masks

onlytwowheels > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:53

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Christmas seasonal items will be arriving at the stores before Labor Day. It’s already on the big box websites .

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:54

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Ug. I did a double take at Kroger yesterday. Was really confused and blocked the aisle staring for a good half a minute.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/27/2020 at 17:57

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Looks like rotting flesh.

404 - User No Longer Available > CB 07/27/2020 at 17:59

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It’s on sale. Are you sure it’s not just backroom old stock?

Candy’s not really a perishable, sugar itself is kind of a preservative.

CB > 404 - User No Longer Available 07/27/2020 at 18:00

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Who knows!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/27/2020 at 18:04

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But going up from house to house getting candy from each one is big ol fuck that this year

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/27/2020 at 18:05

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Yeah. 

For Sweden > CB 07/27/2020 at 18:08

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Halloween is when people wear masks

Tekamul > CB 07/27/2020 at 18:32

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I took this July 18th

A nd really, nobody's trick or treating this year.

SiennaMan > Tekamul 07/27/2020 at 19:55

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I think this is all for this year and they’re trying to unload some now because a) they’re not going to be able to sell it all this fall and b) it’s an easy way to fill an isle, afterall, many families are not going to blow off the barn doors with back to school spending this year..

GLiddy > CB 07/27/2020 at 20:01

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They call it Halloween candy so you don’t have to admit to yourself that its just the amount of candy you normally eat in a week while you are in lockdown.

Oh. Yes this is real. My regular warehouse store has the Halloween costumes out too.

Longtime Lurker > 404 - User No Longer Available 07/27/2020 at 20:36

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Not this late in the year.

A Boy and His Longtail > CB 07/27/2020 at 20:46

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The holidays get earlier and earlier every year. I need to do the math on when the beginning of in store sales will overlap with the  said holiday on the previous year. I’ll make an Oppo post when I do.